That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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