Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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