Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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