just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize