Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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