So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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