yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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