I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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