Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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