Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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