We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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