Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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