Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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