You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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