Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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