Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
That's intense
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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