so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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