so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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