called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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