I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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