we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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