i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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