It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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