i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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