He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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