Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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