Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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