I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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