Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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