did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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