Its about making memories worth repressing
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
This house was built for laser tag.
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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