Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
the raccoons are back...
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