When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just high enough for therapy.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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