He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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