It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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