My Higher Power is John Stamos
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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