that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.