Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(434): View more from Virginia

Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.

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(904): View more from Florida

at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot

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(515): View more from Iowa

John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.

(1-515): View more from Iowa

As in blowjob or cannibalism?

(515): View more from Iowa

I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single

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(260): View more from Indiana

My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck

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(760): View more from California

She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.

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