their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dear god my vagina.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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