Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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