The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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