Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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