I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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