How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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