he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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