wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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