I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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