id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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