I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just want to make out with him forever
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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