Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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