Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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