So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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