i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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