turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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