Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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