the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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