He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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