My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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