My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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