I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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